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Sushi jokes 🍣 in 2025

As the year comes to an end, all I think about is raw-kin’ round the Christmas tree.

What kind of a sushi restaurant will a lawyer open?
– One called Sosumi.

My 5 year old hates Sushi. He came up with this stunner last night.
What rhymes with Sushi?

– Tushie!

What do you call a formal sushi?
– So-fish-ticated.

All the guests present loved sushi soy much that no one wanted to leave.

Sushi crossed the road sushi could get to the other side.

At what age did the world’s greatest sushi chef begin his training?
– Tuna half.

What did the union of sushi rolls decide while talking about revolution?
– That together they shall all rice.

What did the seaweed say when she heard about her friend’s sad news?
– I am soy sorry.

When we got to the venue, there were so many sushi queues of people waiting in line for raw fish.

A cannibal wanted some sushi
– So he bought a pack of ra-men

What did sushi A say to sushi B when they met?
– Rice to meet you.

What did the sushi say when it was too busy to see what the seafood made?
– I am busy, sashimi in some time.

What’s an actors favorite sushi roll?
– “I-hope-I-get-this” roll

Cut my life into pieces and you will end up with my sushi roll.

Expensive sushi
– That’s s raw deal

What did the sushi rice say when the customers made assumptions about it?
– Orzo you think.

Dad’s favorite sushi does not even contain fish
– It’s the eye roll

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