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Sushi jokes 🍣 in 2025

What did the seaweed say to the sticky rice when it saved the seaweed from falling off the roll?
– So rice of you.

Have you tried the whale sushi?
– It’s Killer

How did the fish for the sushi become so well-behaved?
– He got schooled.

Now that we live in the same area, let’s chopstick together.

The sushi chef can be a good husband simply because he is such a rice guy.

What did sushi A say to sushi B after doing business?
– You are getting the raw end of this deal.

When I die, I want to be cremated and my ashes scattered in the sea.

– So when my family eats sushi they’ll think of me.

What did the seaweed say to the fish?
– How may I kelp you?

When you watch people eating sushi that is when you know how they roll.

At what age did the world-famous sushi chef start making sushi?
– Tuna half.

What kind of chair does the tempura not like?
– A raw-cking chair.

What did the seaweed say while performing magic tricks at a sushi shop?
– Pick any cod.

If you haven’t tasted sushi, try whale sushi. It is a killer.

What type of sushi does a soldier like?
– A combat roll.

A man sold his flesh to a cannibalistic sushi shop…
– …I guess you could say he’s on a roll.

Why was everyone at the sushi bar afraid of the rice?
– Because it arroz from the dead.

Why don’t Wookies like sushi?
– They think it’s a little Chewie.

Right now, I am so busy. Kindly come up and sashimi sometime.

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