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Sushi jokes 🍣 in 2025

Sushi-loving cannibals fancy raw kin roll music.

Why did the female sushi cross the road?
– Sushi could go to the shop on the other side.

My sushi preparation class had a kleptomanniac as a substitute teacher
– She took roll

What did the sushi say when the fish cracked a joke?
– Dear cod, I laughed so hard!

Not everyone will celebrate your victory, others will see you rollin.. they hatin’

It was reported that a young man sold his flesh to a cannibalistic sushi shop.
– You can guess what happened after that, he is on a roll.

Did you hear about the new lawyer themed sushi restaurant that opened up the other day?
– It’s called Sosumi.

Why are octopi easily duped when it comes to eating seafood?
– They’re suckers for sushi

What should you do if a seaweed abducts you?
– Sea-kelp.

In the delicious mix of sushi, soy said to rice,
– “it has been rice meeting you.”

Why did the sushi chef not want to talk about the accident at the restaurant?
– Because it was still very raw.

What do sushi makers have in common with Spanish pirates?
– They both seek fortuna.

What did the banner of the new sushi place say?
– We are now of-fish-ially open.

Why was the seaweed having a hard time at the restaurant?
– Because it could not sea properly.

When ordering soup in a Japanese restaurant and you happen to make a mistake just say, “Miso-sorry.”

My wife hated my obsession with Asian cuisine…
– Sushi left me.

Why did the rice not like the picture of the sushi?
– It was too grainy.

Where would you go to get maple sushi with poutine dipping sauce?
– Japanada

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