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Sushi jokes 🍣 in 2025

What is a sushi’s favorite music genre?
– Rock and roll.

My girlfriend told me that if I took her to get sushi, I didn’t have to use a condom after.
– She’s getting the raw end of that deal!

What did the sushi chef say when he got to put tuna in his sushi roll?
– This is such a great oppor-tuna-ty.

When he was asked to say one romantic line to his wife to be,
– he told her, “you are the salmon to my sticky rice.”

What did the cannibal do when he wanted something to eat with his sushi?
– He bought a pack of ra-men.

What type of sushi does Bob Seger like?
– That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.

My girlfriend hated my obsession with Japanese food
– Sushi left me.

What is making craft using seaweed called?
– Norigami.

As the year comes to an end, all I think about is raw-kin’ round the Christmas tree.

What kind of a sushi restaurant will a lawyer open?
– One called Sosumi.

My 5 year old hates Sushi. He came up with this stunner last night.
What rhymes with Sushi?

– Tushie!

What do you call a formal sushi?
– So-fish-ticated.

All the guests present loved sushi soy much that no one wanted to leave.

Sushi crossed the road sushi could get to the other side.

At what age did the world’s greatest sushi chef begin his training?
– Tuna half.

What did the union of sushi rolls decide while talking about revolution?
– That together they shall all rice.

What did the seaweed say when she heard about her friend’s sad news?
– I am soy sorry.

When we got to the venue, there were so many sushi queues of people waiting in line for raw fish.

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