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Surgery jokes 🏥 in 2024

Why did the surgeon use a feather duster during surgery? He was tickling the patient’s insides.

What did the surgeon say to the patient who woke up with a French accent after surgery? “Looks like we hit the creme de la creme.”

Why did the surgery patient feel like a chef? He had a spoon and fork on his hospital gown.

Why did the surgeon use a trampoline during surgery? He wanted to keep things bouncy.

What did the surgeon say to the patient who woke up with a Southern accent after surgery? “Looks like we hit the drawl of the South.”

Why did the surgeon use a calculator during surgery? He wanted to make sure he didn’t go over budget.

What did the surgeon say to the patient who woke up with a British accent after surgery? “Looks like we hit the posh nerve.”

Why did the surgery patient feel like a racecar driver? He had a bandage on his head like a helmet.

Why did the surgeon use a kazoo during surgery? He wanted to keep things humming along.

What did the surgeon say to the patient who woke up with an Australian accent after surgery? “Looks like we hit the down-under nerve.”

Why did the surgery patient feel like a superhero’s sidekick? He had a mask made out of his surgical cap.

Why did the surgery patient refuse to take pain medication? He said he wanted to tough it out.

Why did the surgery patient feel like a king? He had a crown made out of his surgical cap.

Why did the surgeon use a broom during surgery? He was sweeping the patient off his feet.

What did the surgeon say to the patient who woke up with an Australian accent after surgery? “Looks like we hit the Aussie nerve.”

Why did the surgery patient feel like a superhero sidekick? He had a cape made out of his hospital gown.

Why did the surgeon use a jump rope during surgery? He wanted to keep things skipping.

Why did the surgeon wear sunglasses during surgery? He wanted to keep his patients in the dark.

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