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Surgery jokes 🏥 in 2024

Why did the surgeon use a yo-yo during surgery? He wanted to keep things up and down.

Why did the surgery patient feel like a circus performer? He had a juggling ball in his hospital gown.

Why did the surgery patient feel like a superhero? He had a bandage on his head like a cape.

Why did the surgery patient feel like a space traveler? He had a helmet on his head.

Why did the surgeon use a kazoo during surgery? He wanted to keep things light.

What did the surgeon say to the patient who woke up with a Scottish accent after surgery? “Looks like we hit the laddie nerve.”

What did the surgeon say to the patient who woke up with a Scottish accent after surgery? “Looks like we hit the Bonnie nerve.”

Why did the surgeon use a tambourine during surgery? He wanted to keep things upbeat.

Why did the surgeon give the patient a bicycle during surgery? He wanted to keep his mind off the pain.

Why did the surgeon use a harmonica during surgery? He wanted to keep things in tune.

What did the surgeon say to the patient who woke up with a Russian accent after surgery? “Looks like we hit the Vodka nerve.”

Why did the surgery patient feel like a rockstar? He had a guitar pick taped to his chest.

Why did the surgeon break up with his girlfriend? He said he needed more space to operate.

Why did the surgery patient feel like a scientist? He had a beaker of fluids hanging from his IV pole.

What did the surgeon say to the patient who woke up with an Australian accent after surgery? “Looks like we hit the down under nerve.”

Why did the surgery patient feel like a rock star? He had a groupie who followed him everywhere.

What did the surgeon say to the patient who woke up with a French accent after surgery? “Looks like we hit the je ne sais quoi nerve.”

Why did the surgery patient feel like a pirate? He had a bandage on his head like an eye patch.

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