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Superman Jokes 🦸‍♂️ in 2025

Why does Superman have a lower case “s” on his chest?
-Because not all heroes wear caps.

The reason Superman can’t defeat Dracula…
-is because he can’t go near the crypt tonight.

What do Batgirl and Superman have in common?
-Crippling spinal injuries

Do you know what the African Superman is called?
-BDSM must really turn him on.

Why can’t Superman ever drive to the top level of the parking garage?
-Because he always stays in the Lois Lane
Kill me pls

Why did all the pictures come out dark at Superman’s birthday party?
-They forgot to invite the Flash.

What did Lois Lane say when she found out that Superman has ED?
-Clark can’t.

Who was pre-historic Superman’s arch enemy?-T. Rex Luthor.

In a long lost episode, Superman has a close shave with death because his cloak wasn’t the right size.
-It was a narrow S cape.

Why did Superman cancelled today’s tinder date?
-The girl asked if he wanted to see her crib tonight

The only weakness Superman has on the internet is..
-krypto-currency

Where would Superman’s family live on a vacation?
-Host – EL

TIL: There’s a long lost episode where Superman nearly dies because of an ill-fitting costume.
-He had a narrow S cape. Flash.

What do Superman put in his lemonade?
-Just ice.

Who’s the better businessman: Superman or Batman?
-It’s Superman of course, or have you ever heard about a batmarket?

When the sun sets every evening, Superman moves all his Bitcoin investments into a regular mutual fund.
-He tries to protect himself from Crypto night.

What do you get when you cross a pig and Superman?
-The man of Squeal.

What does Superman and a Blood gang member who lost his gun have in common?
-Neither one of them want to see a Kryptonite…

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