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Superman Jokes 🦸‍♂️ in 2025

Why can’t Superman beat Dracula?
-Because he can’t go to the Krypt Tonight.

My girlfriend just dumped me because of my superman comic collection.
– She said I have too many issues.

If Superman worked at a convenience store
-He’d be clerk Kent

Where does Superman go potty?
-In the Supercan.

Why doesn’t superman fight cyber crime?
– Because he’s scared of krypto currency.

How did Superman get rich in the 2010s?
-By investing in Krypto-currency.

Why can’t Superman attend the Daily Planet meeting?
-Because Clark Can’t.

Superman got a divorce…
-He can only see his kids with super vision now.

Where does Superman buy his food?
-In a supermarket.

What is Superman’s favorite sporting event?
– The Super Bowl

My friend asked me if I wanted to hear a really good Batman impression, so I said go on then. He shouted, “NOT THE KRYPTONITE!” and I said, “That’s Superman…”
-“Thanks, man, ” he replied, “I’ve been practising it a lot.”

Why doesn’t Superman need a boss? (OC)
-He already has supervision.

Why does Superman has an S in his shirt
-Because the store he bought it from ran out of medium

What does Superman put in his drink?
-Just ice.

What do Superman and constantly watched employees have in common?
-supervision

Why couldn’t Superman find the local playground as a kid?
-Adult supervision was required

What do you call Superman in a bank robbery?
– Man of Steal

Superman writes on the wall: Batman is a wuss.
-The next day, Batman writes on the wall: Superman is Clark Kent.

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