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Superman Jokes 🦸‍♂️ in 2024

In a long lost episode, Superman has a close shave with death because his cloak wasn’t the right size.
-It was a narrow S cape.

Why did Superman cancelled today’s tinder date?
-The girl asked if he wanted to see her crib tonight

The only weakness Superman has on the internet is..
-krypto-currency

Where would Superman’s family live on a vacation?
-Host – EL

TIL: There’s a long lost episode where Superman nearly dies because of an ill-fitting costume.
-He had a narrow S cape. Flash.

What do Superman put in his lemonade?
-Just ice.

Who’s the better businessman: Superman or Batman?
-It’s Superman of course, or have you ever heard about a batmarket?

When the sun sets every evening, Superman moves all his Bitcoin investments into a regular mutual fund.
-He tries to protect himself from Crypto night.

What do you get when you cross a pig and Superman?
-The man of Squeal.

What does Superman and a Blood gang member who lost his gun have in common?
-Neither one of them want to see a Kryptonite…

“Hey Superman, are you a part of a gang?”
-“Several, actually, depending on the day. I’m a kryptonight.”

Why does superman wear tight shirt?
-Because it’s sized “S”

BLACK SUPERMAN
– I hope they cast a black Superman. It would nice for a brother to finally be faster than a speeding bullet.
Credits:Someones Tweet

Everyone knows that Superman’s Dad is Jor-El, but his germophobic uncle is relatively unknown.
-Pur-El.

When does Superman sleep?
-At Krypto-night.

Did you hear that Superman is going out with a woman who swallows jewellery?
-I don’t know what he sees in her.

Superman initially flew with his right arm outstretched and his left hand at his hip. Later he started flying with both arms out.
-He switched from manual to auto.

Where did Superman go to college?
– Kent State.

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