Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Superhero Jokes 🦸 in 2025

Why was Superman the only child at the swimming pool?
– Because the sign outside said supervision required.

What is baby superman the most afraid of?
– His crib-tonyte.

Which superhero is great at making jokes and puns?
– The Pun-isher!

Which superhero would win a singing competition?
– The Captain American Idol.

What did Mr. Fantastic say to the Human Torch?
– He said, “fire away”.

Why doesn’t Superman like to go out after it gets dark?
– That’s because he’s afraid of the krypto-night.

Where does Spiderman hang out in his spare time?
– On the World Wide Web!

What is Batman’s baseball-playing alter ego called?
– Bat-man!

What is Spiderman’s favorite day?
– Flyday.

Why couldn’t Wolverine use a computer?
– Because he was having trouble Logan in.

Where does Green Lantern get tomatoes from?
– He gets them from a Greenhouse.

How was the superhero party?
– It was pretty Lo-ki!

What does Superman eat his breakfast in?
– A Super-bowl, of course!

What month of the year is Doc Ock’s favorite?
– Ock-tober.

Which superhero has the most number of home runs?
– Batman.

What is Superman’s germophobic uncle’s name?
– Pur-El.

Which two vital weapons do superheroes need to exercise to always be ready for a fight?
– Their guns!

Why didn’t Iron Man like his new assistant?
– Because he wasn’t Happy.

Follow us on Facebook