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Superhero Jokes 🦸 in 2025

Why does Deadpool have such stamina!
– Because he has Deadpoolication!

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How does Ant Man keep his suit wrinkle free?
– With help from Iron Man.

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What time of the day is Magneto’s favorite?
– Magnet-o’clock.

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What superhero gets hurt easily?
– Bruise Wayne.

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What does Superman use after a shower to dry off?
– A Tow-El.

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What do heroes like Spiderman and Ant-Man have in common?
– They bug the villains!

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What did Iron Man say to Ant-man?
– He said, “stop bugging me”.

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Why did they ban Hulk from the Honda dealership?
– Because he threw a Fit.

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What does Superman like to drink the most?
– Fruit punch!

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How do superheroes prepare their dinner?
– They save the food first!

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Why do superheroes always get the bad guys?
– Because they’re so cape-able!

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Where’s Spider-Man’s home page?
– It’s on the web.

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What is the most efficient way of counting all the X-men?
– Per-mutations.

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What does Superman use to eat his cereal?
– A Superbowl

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Why did Batman’s sidekick, Robin, get locked up?
– Because the policeman overheard someone saying, “look, he’s robbin’!”

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Why does Superman fear the dark?
– Because it’s his krypto-nite!

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What is Ant Man’s most favorite party game?
– The sc-avenger hunt.

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How did Professor X beat Magneto every time?
– With his head.

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