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Superhero Jokes 🦸 in 2025

What name do you call a pair of villainous twins?
– Loki-alikes.

What do The Silver Surfer and Iron Man have in common?
– They are both attracted to magnets!

What brand of rice does Spider-Man eat?
– Uncle Ben’s.

How was it decided that Wolverine is the best X-Men character?
– It was decided Hughnanimously.

Why is it that Mr. Freeze doesn’t have any friends?
– Because he gives everyone cold shoulders.

What do you get when you cross Harley Quinn with a motorbike?
– A Harley Davidsquinn!

What superheroes and computers have in common?
– Screen savers!

Which superhero likes spending a lot of time in the sun?
– Cap-tan America.

Why was Superman the only child at the swimming pool?
– Because the sign outside said supervision required.

What is baby superman the most afraid of?
– His crib-tonyte.

Which superhero is great at making jokes and puns?
– The Pun-isher!

Which superhero would win a singing competition?
– The Captain American Idol.

What did Mr. Fantastic say to the Human Torch?
– He said, “fire away”.

Why doesn’t Superman like to go out after it gets dark?
– That’s because he’s afraid of the krypto-night.

Where does Spiderman hang out in his spare time?
– On the World Wide Web!

What is Batman’s baseball-playing alter ego called?
– Bat-man!

What is Spiderman’s favorite day?
– Flyday.

Why couldn’t Wolverine use a computer?
– Because he was having trouble Logan in.

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