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Superhero Jokes 🦸 in 2025

Why is it hard to get to know Iron Man?
– What can I say? He has a tough exterior!

Why does Batman avoid taking public transport?
– His bat-breath!

Why doesn’t Ant Man like to play video games?
– Because he lost to Ultron way too many times.

What game does Professor Xavier like the most?
– Sit n Spin.

Which superhero is not very nice?
– The Mean lantern.

What sneakers does Superman wear?
– Nike Air Walkers!

When Captain America was younger, what did people call him?
– called him Lieutenant America.

What would you call it if The Hulk, Captain America and Thor met at the Ikea?
– It’d be called ‘The Avengers: Some Assembly Required’.

How does Superman always get out of dangerous situations?
– He always has an S cape.

Did you hear the joke about the superhero Wind Man?
– I don’t know what it was, but apparently, everyone was blown away!

What do cameras and superheroes have in common?
– A Flash!

Which superhero visits the dentist the most?
– The Plaque Panther.

Why don’t X-men let Colossus take part in their talent shows?
– He has the habit of steeling the show.

What bird is Aquaman’s favorite?
– Sea-gulls.

What does Wonder Woman change her name to when she travels?
– Wandering Woman!

Which superheroes don’t wear capes?
– Mums and Dads!

Why wasn’t Thor able to find his brother?
– It’s because he couldn’t Lokite him.

What happened when Quicksilver and the Flash met?
– They became friends fast.

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