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Superhero Jokes 🦸 in 2025

What happened when Batman visited Westeros?
– He formed the Dark Knight’s Watch!

What’s the difference between Aluminum Man and Iron Man?
– While Iron Man stops the villains, Aluminum Man foils their plans.

What would Luke Cage be called if he were a wizard?
– He’d be called Luke Mage.

What did Bruce Wayne’s mom hang over his crib when he was a baby?
– A bat mobile.

If X-Men rebelled against Professor X, what would be called?
– It’d be called Mutanty.

What would you get if you cross a flashlight and The Incredible Hulk?
– You’d get Green Lantern.

Who is the Incredible Hulk’s alter ego?
– The Credible Hulk!

Why does Deadpool have such stamina!
– Because he has Deadpoolication!

How does Ant Man keep his suit wrinkle free?
– With help from Iron Man.

What time of the day is Magneto’s favorite?
– Magnet-o’clock.

What superhero gets hurt easily?
– Bruise Wayne.

What do heroes like Spiderman and Ant-Man have in common?
– They bug the villains!

What did Iron Man say to Ant-man?
– He said, “stop bugging me”.

Why did they ban Hulk from the Honda dealership?
– Because he threw a Fit.

What does Superman like to drink the most?
– Fruit punch!

What does Superman use after a shower to dry off?
– A Tow-El.

How do superheroes prepare their dinner?
– They save the food first!

Why do superheroes always get the bad guys?
– Because they’re so cape-able!

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