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Superhero Jokes 🦸 in 2025

Why is Iron Man stronger than Batman?
– It’s because Iron Man doesn’t Bruce easily.

Where does Superman like to go on holidays?
– Cape town!

How often does Superman need to save the planet?
– Daily.

Why did the old hard-of-hearing man distrust Batman?
– He thought he was called Bad man!

What do you get when you cross a superhero with a cat?
– A Napster!

Which superhero has the neatest clothes?
– The Iron-ing Man.

Why was Cyclops made in charge of X-Men?
– Professor X made him the supervisor.

What color is Aquaman’s favorite?
– Aquamarine.

Why is it hard to get to know Iron Man?
– What can I say? He has a tough exterior!

Why does Batman avoid taking public transport?
– His bat-breath!

Why doesn’t Ant Man like to play video games?
– Because he lost to Ultron way too many times.

What game does Professor Xavier like the most?
– Sit n Spin.

Which superhero is not very nice?
– The Mean lantern.

What sneakers does Superman wear?
– Nike Air Walkers!

When Captain America was younger, what did people call him?
– called him Lieutenant America.

What would you call it if The Hulk, Captain America and Thor met at the Ikea?
– It’d be called ‘The Avengers: Some Assembly Required’.

How does Superman always get out of dangerous situations?
– He always has an S cape.

Did you hear the joke about the superhero Wind Man?
– I don’t know what it was, but apparently, everyone was blown away!

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