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Superhero Jokes 🦸 in 2025

What do cameras and superheroes have in common?
– A Flash!

Which superhero visits the dentist the most?
– The Plaque Panther.

Why don’t X-men let Colossus take part in their talent shows?
– He has the habit of steeling the show.

What bird is Aquaman’s favorite?
– Sea-gulls.

What does Wonder Woman change her name to when she travels?
– Wandering Woman!

Which superheroes don’t wear capes?
– Mums and Dads!

Why wasn’t Thor able to find his brother?
– It’s because he couldn’t Lokite him.

What happened when Quicksilver and the Flash met?
– They became friends fast.

What would you call Superman if he was involved in a bank robbery?
– He’d be called the Man of Steal.

What will The Avengers change their name to when they retire?
– The Forgivers!

What do you get if you cross a potato and a superhero?
– Spuderman.

What band performed at The Hulk’s birthday?
– Green Day.

Why did everyone’s pictures come out dark at Batman’s party?
– Because he didn’t invite the Flash.

What do you get when you cross a superhero and the Dead Sea?
– A Deadpool!

What is best served cold?
– Just-ice!

What is Spiderman’s day job?
– He is a web designer.

What was Wolverine’s job at the restaurant?
– It was shredding carrots.

Which is the most curious superhero?
– Wonder Woman.

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