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Superhero Jokes 🦸 in 2025

Why did the kid feel left out of the superhero meet-and-greet?
– The sign above the line said, “fans only”! He thought they meant literal cooling fans!

What does Iron Man cook with?
– He cooks with Pepper’s pots.

What is Black Panther’s most favorite day?
– It’s Caturday.

What’s the difference between a criminal and Batman?
– Batman can go shopping without Robin.

Which place do superheroes flock to?
– Cape town!

A few guys in Spiderman costumes walked into a bar. Apparently, they were web designers!

Why is Spiderman a really good baseball player?
– Because he’s the best at catching flies.

What would Wolverine be called if he dressed up as Santa on Christmas?
– Santa Claws.

What football team is Aquaman’s favorite?
– The Miami Dolphins.

What do superhero kids and parents do to get their kids to school?
– They Deadpool!

They both want to be ex-men!

Why didn’t marvel put advertisements on Hulk?
– Well, he’s essentially the giant banner.

What did Alfred say when he saw that Batman couldn’t fit in his utility belt anymore?
– He said, “What a waist!”.

What did Superman’s dad say after everyone thanked him for saving their planet?
– He said, “Jor-El Come”.

What is Bat Girl’s secret superpower?
– Batting her eyelashes!

What does Iron man eat every day for breakfast?
– He eats iron bran.

Why should Spiderman join the swim team?
– He has webbed feet.

Which superhero is the brightest?
– It’s the Flash!

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