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Superhero Jokes 🦸 in 2025

What will The Avengers change their name to when they retire?
– The Forgivers!

What do you get if you cross a potato and a superhero?
– Spuderman.

What band performed at The Hulk’s birthday?
– Green Day.

Why did everyone’s pictures come out dark at Batman’s party?
– Because he didn’t invite the Flash.

What do you get when you cross a superhero and the Dead Sea?
– A Deadpool!

What is best served cold?
– Just-ice!

What is Spiderman’s day job?
– He is a web designer.

What was Wolverine’s job at the restaurant?
– It was shredding carrots.

Which is the most curious superhero?
– Wonder Woman.

Why did Superman never need a babysitter?
– Because he always had Super Vision!

Why does Cat Woman never get invited to Christmas parties?
– She always climbs up or pulls down the Christmas tree!

Why did Thor avoid his brother?
– Because he Odin money.

Why was Nightcrawler hired by Abercrombie?
– Because he always looks good in blue genes.

Why does everyone invite Superman the most to dinners?
– It’s because he’s a supperhero.

How many Blonde Phantom‘s does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
– Only one – she’s quite capable of looking after herself. And, saving her boss’s life on occasion, too!

What would you get if you cross a superhero with an apple?
– Cider-Man.

What’s The Hulk’s most favorite restaurant?
– The Smash Burger.

Why did Bruce’s dentist recommend him mouthwash?
– Because Bruce had bat breath.

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