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Superhero Jokes 🦸 in 2024

What is Dr. Strange’s cousin’s name who can’t do magic?
– He’s Doctor Normal.

Why couldn’t Wolverine make an agreement with anyone?
– Because of Wolverine’s retractable clause.

What did Batgirl go to the superhero ball wearing?
– Her Dark Knight gown.

How do you know Cat Woman likes you?
– She purrs!

What do aspiring superheroes and drag queens have in common?
– They both want to be ex-men!

What’s the name of the superhero who always hits the target with chalk?
– It’s Chawkeye.

What would you call Batman and Robin if they get smashed by a steam roller?
– They’d be Flatman and Ribbon.

Did you hear that Batman and Superman are splitting off and forming their own team?
– They call themselves ‘Just Us League’.

Why did the kid feel left out of the superhero meet-and-greet?
– The sign above the line said, “fans only”! He thought they meant literal cooling fans!

What does Iron Man cook with?
– He cooks with Pepper’s pots.

What is Black Panther’s most favorite day?
– It’s Caturday.

What’s the difference between a criminal and Batman?
– Batman can go shopping without Robin.

Which place do superheroes flock to?
– Cape town!

A few guys in Spiderman costumes walked into a bar. Apparently, they were web designers!

Why is Spiderman a really good baseball player?
– Because he’s the best at catching flies.

What would Wolverine be called if he dressed up as Santa on Christmas?
– Santa Claws.

What football team is Aquaman’s favorite?
– The Miami Dolphins.

What do superhero kids and parents do to get their kids to school?
– They Deadpool!

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