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Superhero Jokes 🦸 in 2025

What does Superman eat his breakfast in?
– A Super-bowl, of course!

What month of the year is Doc Ock’s favorite?
– Ock-tober.

Which superhero has the most number of home runs?
– Batman.

What is Superman’s germophobic uncle’s name?
– Pur-El.

Which two vital weapons do superheroes need to exercise to always be ready for a fight?
– Their guns!

Why didn’t Iron Man like his new assistant?
– Because he wasn’t Happy.

What would happen if the Human Torch told you a joke?
– You’d get burned.

Which superhero loves having hot chicken broth?
– It’s Souperman!

Which game show features superheroes?
– The Greatest Cape!

What nickname can you call Iron Man when he does household chores?
– Ironing Man!

What is Dr. Strange’s cousin’s name who can’t do magic?
– He’s Doctor Normal.

Why couldn’t Wolverine make an agreement with anyone?
– Because of Wolverine’s retractable clause.

What did Batgirl go to the superhero ball wearing?
– Her Dark Knight gown.

How do you know Cat Woman likes you?
– She purrs!

What do aspiring superheroes and drag queens have in common?
– They both want to be ex-men!

What’s the name of the superhero who always hits the target with chalk?
– It’s Chawkeye.

What would you call Batman and Robin if they get smashed by a steam roller?
– They’d be Flatman and Ribbon.

Did you hear that Batman and Superman are splitting off and forming their own team?
– They call themselves ‘Just Us League’.

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