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Superhero Jokes 🦸 in 2025

Which is Thor’s favorite day of the week?
– Thors-day, of course!

How do Ant Man and the Wasp get around?
– They ride the Buzz.

What’s the difference between Magneto and a suitcase?
– Magneto has only one outfit.

Which foods do superheroes like best?
– Super-foods, of course!

What would you call Bruce Banner if he didn’t speak to anyone?
– The Incredible Sulk.

What did Wonder Woman do when Ares asked her for a hand with his washing?
– She gave him her fist!

What was Bruce Wayne’s position on his little-league team?
– Bruce was the bat-boy.

What is Black Panther’s goal in life?
– To find his purr-pose!

Who always watches over Thor?
– Thor’s Asgardian angel.

What do people call Mark Ruffalo on set when he’s in a bad mood?
– Mark Rough Fellow.

What’s the difference between Superman and Spiderman?
– While Peter Parker can shoot webs, Clark Kent.

What’s the name of the currency that Superman can’t handle?
– Kryptocurrency.

Did you hear the one about the Viking superhero who laughed at a joke?
– He was in Asterix!

What happens when the Silver Surfer teams up with Iron Man?
– They become alloys.

If Thanos, Iron Man and Hulk created a group chat, what would it be called?
– Snapchat.

What would be the name of Superman’s dog?
– Lex Woofer!

What would Superman be called if he worked in a convenience store?
– Clerk Kent.

What happened when Batman visited Westeros?
– He formed the Dark Knight’s Watch!

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