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Superhero Jokes 🦸 in 2025

Which is Thor’s favorite day of the week?
– Thors-day, of course!

How do Ant Man and the Wasp get around?
– They ride the Buzz.

What’s the difference between Magneto and a suitcase?
– Magneto has only one outfit.

Which foods do superheroes like best?
– Super-foods, of course!

What would you call Bruce Banner if he didn’t speak to anyone?
– The Incredible Sulk.

What did Wonder Woman do when Ares asked her for a hand with his washing?
– She gave him her fist!

What was Bruce Wayne’s position on his little-league team?
– Bruce was the bat-boy.

What is Black Panther’s goal in life?
– To find his purr-pose!

Who always watches over Thor?
– Thor’s Asgardian angel.

What do people call Mark Ruffalo on set when he’s in a bad mood?
– Mark Rough Fellow.

What’s the difference between Superman and Spiderman?
– While Peter Parker can shoot webs, Clark Kent.

What’s the name of the currency that Superman can’t handle?
– Kryptocurrency.

How do you know Cat Woman likes you?
– She purrs!

What do aspiring superheroes and drag queens have in common?
– They both want to be ex-men!

What’s the name of the superhero who always hits the target with chalk?
– It’s Chawkeye.

What would you call Batman and Robin if they get smashed by a steam roller?
– They’d be Flatman and Ribbon.

Did you hear that Batman and Superman are splitting off and forming their own team?
– They call themselves ‘Just Us League’.

Why did the kid feel left out of the superhero meet-and-greet?
– The sign above the line said, “fans only”! He thought they meant literal cooling fans!

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