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Superhero Jokes 🦸 in 2024

Which is Thor’s favorite day of the week?
– Thors-day, of course!

How do Ant Man and the Wasp get around?
– They ride the Buzz.

What’s the difference between Magneto and a suitcase?
– Magneto has only one outfit.

Which foods do superheroes like best?
– Super-foods, of course!

What would you call Bruce Banner if he didn’t speak to anyone?
– The Incredible Sulk.

What did Wonder Woman do when Ares asked her for a hand with his washing?
– She gave him her fist!

What was Bruce Wayne’s position on his little-league team?
– Bruce was the bat-boy.

What is Black Panther’s goal in life?
– To find his purr-pose!

Who always watches over Thor?
– Thor’s Asgardian angel.

What do people call Mark Ruffalo on set when he’s in a bad mood?
– Mark Rough Fellow.

What’s the difference between Superman and Spiderman?
– While Peter Parker can shoot webs, Clark Kent.

What’s the name of the currency that Superman can’t handle?
– Kryptocurrency.

Where does Spiderman hang out in his spare time?
– On the World Wide Web!

What is Batman’s baseball-playing alter ego called?
– Bat-man!

What is Spiderman’s favorite day?
– Flyday.

Why couldn’t Wolverine use a computer?
– Because he was having trouble Logan in.

Where does Green Lantern get tomatoes from?
– He gets them from a Greenhouse.

How was the superhero party?
– It was pretty Lo-ki!

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