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Super Mario jokes 🍄 in 2025

What did Mario say when he arrived in Africa?
– It’s a me, Malario!

What do you call the mother who gave birth to Super Mario?
– Mario Maker

Back when I was younger, I looked in the Mario Kart Wii manual and saw it had Classic Controller Support. I thought, “How the hell do you use that?”
– Looking back now that I have a Wii again, I looked at my Wii remote and said, “How the hell did I use that?

What did Mario use to talk to the Boo?
– A Lu-OUIJA Board

What material did Mario use to make his Halloween costume?
– Denim denim denim

What’s Mario’s favourite material?
– Denim denim denim!

How does mario break up with peach
– It’s not you, it’s a me mario

What is Warts favorite game during recess?
– Hop-scotch.

One night mario woke up to find daisy in bed with him
– Now that’s what I call a nintendo switch

I love Toad from Super Mario
you know, the little guy with the mushroom head. He always made me laugh.
He’s a real fungi.

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