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Super Mario jokes 🍄 in 2025

How does French Super Mario tell his fortune?
– L’ouija board.

What do you call a Mario Bros. character on strings?
– A Mario-nette.

Why is Mario so scared of Spanish ghosts?
– He’s been playing with “La Ouija” too much.

How does Mario talk to the dead?
With a luigi board.
– Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

Who is the Hammer Bros. favorite singer?
– MC Hammer.

What are Mario’s favorite pants to wear?
– Denim, denim, denim.

What did Mario say to Princess Peach in the underground?
– I Lava You.

Why did Mario move to the country?
– To eat a lot of Peaches!

What type of pants would Mario wear all the time.
– Denim Denim Denim.

Why did mario cross the road?
– He couldn’t find the warp zone.

Mario is breaking up with Princess Peach
Peach: Is it me? Is it my fault?
Mario: No, it’s-a not-a you, it’s-a me, Mario!

Why did Mario get fired from being a plumber?
– He never put his caulk away.

What did the Koopa wear on it’s head?
– A shellmet.

So, my Italian friend was asking what the character was on my Nintendo profile…
– I replied: “It’s a Mii, Mario”

What’s Mario and Luigi’s favourite type of overalls?
– Denim denim denim.

Which room is Mario too big to fit inside of?
– A mushroom.

What is Mario’s favorite type of pants?
– Denim denim denim.

How does Super Mario see into the future?
– He uses a Luigi board

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