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Super Mario jokes 🍄 in 2024

A Father’s Day joke my 8 year old son made up for me today – Why are you so special to Mario?
– You’re the first 1-up in the morning!

What .io game does Princess Peach play?
– Mar.io

What does Mario use to contact his dead relatives?
– A Luigi board

Why did Princess Peach choke?
– Mario came down the wrong pipe.

What is the Super Mario’s favourite snack?
– Banana-nana-nana

What do you say to Mario when he doesn’t get a joke on the Internet?
– It’s a meme Mario.

Mario doesnt get bigger when he eats the mushroom
– He’s high

What does Koopa like with his hot wings?
– Shellery and blue cheese.

Mario is in a court trial.
Judge : Mario! This is the 10th time you’ve been caught for speeding. You have to pay $1000 now. Its a fine!
Mario : no.. itssa not.

What kind of music does Wart like to listen to?
– Hip Hop.

How do you describe a koopa troopa birthday party?
– It’s always a big shellabration.

I tried to go left whenever I played Mario.
– It was wrong on so many levels.

Mario games are unforgiving…
… there’s not mushroom for error

What does Wart drink when it’s cold?
– Hot Croako.

What do you call the mother who gave birth to Super Mario?
– Mario Maker

Back when I was younger, I looked in the Mario Kart Wii manual and saw it had Classic Controller Support. I thought, “How the hell do you use that?”
– Looking back now that I have a Wii again, I looked at my Wii remote and said, “How the hell did I use that?

What did Mario use to talk to the Boo?
– A Lu-OUIJA Board

What material did Mario use to make his Halloween costume?
– Denim denim denim

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