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Super Mario jokes 🍄 in 2025

What .io game does Princess Peach play?
– Mar.io

What does Mario use to contact his dead relatives?
– A Luigi board

Why did Princess Peach choke?
– Mario came down the wrong pipe.

A Father’s Day joke my 8 year old son made up for me today – Why are you so special to Mario?
– You’re the first 1-up in the morning!

What is the Super Mario’s favourite snack?
– Banana-nana-nana

What do you say to Mario when he doesn’t get a joke on the Internet?
– It’s a meme Mario.

Mario doesnt get bigger when he eats the mushroom
– He’s high

What does Koopa like with his hot wings?
– Shellery and blue cheese.

Mario is in a court trial.
Judge : Mario! This is the 10th time you’ve been caught for speeding. You have to pay $1000 now. Its a fine!
Mario : no.. itssa not.

What kind of music does Wart like to listen to?
– Hip Hop.

How do you describe a koopa troopa birthday party?
– It’s always a big shellabration.

I tried to go left whenever I played Mario.
– It was wrong on so many levels.

Mario games are unforgiving…
… there’s not mushroom for error

What does Wart drink when it’s cold?
– Hot Croako.

Why is Toad invited to every party?
– Because he’s a Fun-gi.

Fastest car in Mario?
– Is A Mini Koopa.

Where does Lakitu store his digital photos?
– In the cloud.

Why does Mario prefer to hang out with Toad more than Luigi?
– Because he’s a fungi.

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