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Super Bowl jokes 🏈🏆 in 2025

Congratulation Chiefs . . .
– . . . The best Super Bowl I have seen this year, heck, this decade!!!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Tess me.
Tess me who?
Tess me the football!

Superbowl Killing It
Yeah go ravens. Ray lewis is litterly “killing” the other team. He is practicly “driving” through them. I think he is “drunk” with happiness.

Why did the Super Bowl Champions refuse to meet Trump at the White House?
– Because they were Patriots.

Amy Schumer has said she won’t do any Super Bowl commercials this year in support of Colin Kapernic.
– Thank God! Maybe this years Super Bowl commericals will be funny.

How are tail-backs similar to water?
– They both can run!

What do you call an Atlanta Falcons player with a Super Bowl ring?
– A thief.

Every time they show Ray Lewis on the screen, stab someone in your party and then deny it was you.

Which football player wears the biggest helmet on Superbowl Sunday?
– The one with the biggest head!

What do you call a Texans player at the Superbowl?
– Lost.

What do you call a 350 pound Packer fan?
– An anorexic!

I totally forgot the Super Bowl was tonight!
– Don’t worry; so did the ~~Patriots~~ Falcons.

I was watching the Super Bowl with some friends…
and my fiancee’s friend, who isn’t very keen on sports, is commenting on the shoe polish streaks under their eyes.
She says “I just don’t get it, what do those black things even do?”
I reply, “Well, play football, mostly.”

Which Super Bowl player wears the biggest cleats?
– The one with the biggest feet!

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?
– He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

I just saw the rapper Shaggy perform at the Super Bowl pre-game concert. In case you’re wondering who invited him…
– It wasn’t me.

So, there’s the Super Bowl. After that, there’s the Mega Bowl. Then, after that, there’s the Giga Bowl.
– Anymore than that, though, would just be Tera Bowl.

Why did the dog not play football?
– Because it’s a Boxer!

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