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Super Bowl jokes 🏈🏆 in 2025

Which football player wears the biggest helmet on Superbowl Sunday?
– The one with the biggest head!

What do you call a Texans player at the Superbowl?
– Lost.

What do you call a 350 pound Packer fan?
– An anorexic!

I totally forgot the Super Bowl was tonight!
– Don’t worry; so did the ~~Patriots~~ Falcons.

I was watching the Super Bowl with some friends…
and my fiancee’s friend, who isn’t very keen on sports, is commenting on the shoe polish streaks under their eyes.
She says “I just don’t get it, what do those black things even do?”
I reply, “Well, play football, mostly.”

Which Super Bowl player wears the biggest cleats?
– The one with the biggest feet!

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?
– He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

I just saw the rapper Shaggy perform at the Super Bowl pre-game concert. In case you’re wondering who invited him…
– It wasn’t me.

So, there’s the Super Bowl. After that, there’s the Mega Bowl. Then, after that, there’s the Giga Bowl.
– Anymore than that, though, would just be Tera Bowl.

Why did the dog not play football?
– Because it’s a Boxer!

How many Atlanta Falcons does it take to win a Super Bowl?
– Nobody knows and we may never find out.

What did the Detroit Lions fan say when they won the super bowl?
– “Why, why did you wake me up? I was having such a nice dream!”

What’s infinite times better than the Super Bowl?
– The Hyperbole

What kind of tea do they serve football players at the Super Bowl?
– Penaltea

Who’s the smartest player to win a Superbowl?
– Tom Brainy.

How does a Packer fan find a sheep in the vast rolling hills of Wisconsin?
– Satisfying!

The super bowl is this weekend, don’t forget to bring a jacket because it’s supposed to get cold.
– Luckily, there shouldn’t be any Brees though.

What kind of tea do Super Bowl football players drink?
– Penal (tea)

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