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Super Bowl jokes 🏈🏆 in 2025

Where do the quickest football players like to eat?
– Fast food restaurants (because they are so fast).

Did you hear about the joke the quarterback told his receivers?
– It went over their heads.

Why did the bank robber in a Pittsburgh Steelers jacket get away?
– He was surrounded by people in Arizona Cardinals jackets who couldn’t catch him!

Why will all of the referees check their voicemail immediately after the Super Bowl?
– So they can hear someone say “no missed calls”

Knock Knock.
– Who’s there?
– Flip.
– Flip me who?
– Flip me the football!

Why do the best field goal kickers take ballet lessons?
– To learn how to split the uprights!

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?
– Turn of madden and go to bed. (I’m an eagles fan)

What do you call a Lions player with a Super Bowl ring?
– A Thief

I downloaded the last Super Bowl and finally watched it on VLC
– Turns out you can love the player and hate the game

What makes the best team?
– The one team without a reserve!

What kind of pastry do defensive backs eat before playing the big game?
– Turnovers!

Why do Seahawks fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?
– So they can park in handicap spaces.

Super bowl time! Can YOU pass a football?
– am surprised you could even swallow one!

Man, I love the Super Bowl…
– But I still have no idea what the football bits are for.

Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the Super Bowl football team?
– They needed a little team spirit.

What do Superbowl players do when they get overheated?
– They get closer to the fans.

There are many footballers, but which one wears the biggest cleats?
– The footballer with the big feet!

How do they hire Superbowl referees?
– With stilts.

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