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Super Bowl jokes 🏈🏆 in 2025

This was the most Superbowlly Super Bowl ever
– *Super Bowl LI

In the Super Bowl, what runs all around but never moves?
– A brick wall.

Why did the football players cry when they lost the Super Bowl?
– They’re a bawl club.

What’s the difference between the Atlanta Falcons and a dollar bill?
– You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

I was watching the Super Bowl at my friends house when my real estate agent called me…
Told me some of my property had burned down.
– In both cases, Mahomes’ on fire.

What does Jerry Jones do after winning the Super Bowl?
– Gives the X Box back to grandkids

Why did the coach head over to the bank?
– He made inquiries to get his quarterback.

How are scrambled eggs like slow corner-backs?
– They’re both beaten.

How do you keep the Baltimore Ravens out of your front yard?
– Put up goal posts.

What do Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?
– Turn off the XBox.

So, it’s now officially a week after the Super Bowl, can we please stop with the Super Bowl jokes?
– They’re going right over my head.

According to a new poll 95 percent of people are excited to watch Super bowl.
– The other 5 percent are Browns fans.

Tide has some serious ad time during the superbowl this year
– Must be able to afford it after cornering the teenage snack food market

Ben Roethlisberger and his family are in a moving vehicle whose driving?
– The paramedics!

Is the Super Bowl on tape delay?
– No, it’s LIV.

What’s the same size as a Lombardi trophy but doesn’t weigh anything?
– Simple, it’s a shadow.

What did the football players think about the stadium lights during the Superbowl?
– They gave them GLOWING reviews.

Why are Dallas Cowboy fans so rich?
– Because they never have to pay for super bowl tickets.

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