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Super Bowl jokes 🏈🏆 in 2025

How does a Packer fan find a sheep in the vast rolling hills of Wisconsin?
– Satisfying!

The super bowl is this weekend, don’t forget to bring a jacket because it’s supposed to get cold.
– Luckily, there shouldn’t be any Brees though.

What kind of tea do Super Bowl football players drink?
– Penal (tea)

Why do field goal kickers bring string to the Superbowl?
– Just in case they need to tie the score.

What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?
– I’m just here so I won’t get find.

Why have the Patriots won so many Super Bowls?
– Because the owner really likes a happy ending.

Where do Super Bowl players dance?
– At a foot…ball!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hans.
Hans who?
Hans to the face is a penalty.

What do the Atlanta Falcons and the mailman have in common?
– Neither deliver on Sunday night.

I just don’t understand why everyone is making such a big deal about Eminem kneeling at the Super Bowl…
– He literally said his knees were weak like 2 minutes earlier…

What dessert do they serve at the Super Bowl?
– Sundays.

What is harder for a receiver to catch the faster he runs?
– His breath!

What do you call a Packer fan with a sheep under his arm?
– A pimp.

Did you hear what weather is going to be for Super Bowl LIII?
– Sunny, clear sky with no Brees.

What runs around the field during the Super Bowl – but never moves?
– A wall

Katie Perry’s halftime show
– was the only time a Lion will be in the Superbowl!

my friend bought tickets for the super bowl Llll on February 3rd 2019 in Atlanta not realizing that it is also the day of his marriage. so if someone is interested
– The church is in Rochester, the womens name is Clarissa

What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?
– The Patriots

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