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Super Bowl jokes 🏈🏆 in 2025

How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Superbowl?
– No one knows, and we may never find out!

Super Bowl Halftime
– At halftime it’s Maroon 5 Patriots 3 Rams 0

What do you call a Lions player at the Super Bowl?
– A spectator.

The Patriots asked the Seahawks: “Do you want to win the Super Bowl?”
– The Seahawks replied: “Nah, we’ll pass.”

What do you call a bunch of millionaires sitting around watching the Super Bowl?
– The Dallas Cowboys.

What kind of sweet treats are Super Bowl footballers served?
– They’re served Super Bowl Sundaes!

What did the composer say about the music at the Super Bowl?
– It’s in half time.

Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?
– Because it’s hard to catch a white bronco in California.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?
– Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Tom Brady retired, but he does so as the GOAT, with 7 Super Bowls, but more importantly, he’s 5x better than Nickelback.
– …he’s a quarterback

A first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t hyped up about the Super Bowl.
“It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?”
“Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student.
“Well, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?”
“Then I’d be a football fan.”

We will never see Super Bowl LIVE
– E is not a Roman Numeral

You know, I don’t find the recent super bowl win all that historic…
– After all, this isn’t the first time Atlanta was burned by the north.

Where do the quickest football players like to eat?
– Fast food restaurants (because they are so fast).

Did you hear about the joke the quarterback told his receivers?
– It went over their heads.

Why did the bank robber in a Pittsburgh Steelers jacket get away?
– He was surrounded by people in Arizona Cardinals jackets who couldn’t catch him!

Why will all of the referees check their voicemail immediately after the Super Bowl?
– So they can hear someone say “no missed calls”

Knock Knock.
– Who’s there?
– Flip.
– Flip me who?
– Flip me the football!

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