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Super Bowl jokes 🏈🏆 in 2025

How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Superbowl?
– No one knows, and we may never find out!

Super Bowl Halftime
– At halftime it’s Maroon 5 Patriots 3 Rams 0

What do you call a Lions player at the Super Bowl?
– A spectator.

The Patriots asked the Seahawks: “Do you want to win the Super Bowl?”
– The Seahawks replied: “Nah, we’ll pass.”

What kind of sweet treats are Super Bowl footballers served?
– They’re served Super Bowl Sundaes!

What do you call a bunch of millionaires sitting around watching the Super Bowl?
– The Dallas Cowboys.

What did the composer say about the music at the Super Bowl?
– It’s in half time.

A first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t hyped up about the Super Bowl.
“It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?”
“Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student.
“Well, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?”
“Then I’d be a football fan.”

Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?
– Because it’s hard to catch a white bronco in California.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?
– Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Tom Brady retired, but he does so as the GOAT, with 7 Super Bowls, but more importantly, he’s 5x better than Nickelback.
– …he’s a quarterback

I just don’t understand why everyone is making such a big deal about Eminem kneeling at the Super Bowl…
– He literally said his knees were weak like 2 minutes earlier…

What dessert do they serve at the Super Bowl?
– Sundays.

What is harder for a receiver to catch the faster he runs?
– His breath!

What do you call a Packer fan with a sheep under his arm?
– A pimp.

Did you hear what weather is going to be for Super Bowl LIII?
– Sunny, clear sky with no Brees.

What runs around the field during the Super Bowl – but never moves?
– A wall

Katie Perry’s halftime show
– was the only time a Lion will be in the Superbowl!

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