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Super Bowl jokes 🏈🏆 in 2025

How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Superbowl?
– No one knows, and we may never find out!

Super Bowl Halftime
– At halftime it’s Maroon 5 Patriots 3 Rams 0

What do you call a Lions player at the Super Bowl?
– A spectator.

The Patriots asked the Seahawks: “Do you want to win the Super Bowl?”
– The Seahawks replied: “Nah, we’ll pass.”

What do you call a bunch of millionaires sitting around watching the Super Bowl?
– The Dallas Cowboys.

What kind of sweet treats are Super Bowl footballers served?
– They’re served Super Bowl Sundaes!

What did the composer say about the music at the Super Bowl?
– It’s in half time.

Why will all of the referees check their voicemail immediately after the Super Bowl?
– So they can hear someone say “No missed calls.”

For a second consecutive year a team competing in the Super Bowl has home field advantage.
– To ensure this doesn’t happen again, all subsequent Super Bowls will be held in Dallas, Texas.

Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?
– Because it’s hard to catch a white bronco in California.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?
– Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Tom Brady retired, but he does so as the GOAT, with 7 Super Bowls, but more importantly, he’s 5x better than Nickelback.
– …he’s a quarterback

A first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t hyped up about the Super Bowl.
“It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?”
“Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student.
“Well, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?”
“Then I’d be a football fan.”

What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?
– The Patriots

How do you light up a football stadium?
– With a match.

Why are centipedes not allowed to play in the Superbowl?
– It takes too long to put their cleats on.

What’s the difference between O. J. Simpson and the Atlanta Falcons?
– O. J. Simpson had a defense.

The Buccaneers Didn’t Win the Super Bowl… Yet
– In fact, it might take weeks until we know the final score, as soon as they finish counting all the mail-in points.

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