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Summer Jokes 🌞 in 2025

What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
-Where is pop corn?

What is a shark’s favorite sandwich?
– Peanut butter and jellyfish!

What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?
-Long time, no sea.

Turnip the beet on
– end-of-summer party.”

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?
-I’m bacon!

What does the sun drink out of?
– Sunglasses

Why are mountains the funniest place to vacation?
-They are hill-arious.

Dear Winter — I’m breaking up with you
– Summer is hotter than you.

What animal is always at a baseball game?
– A bat

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the baseball game?
– All the fans left!

What holds the sun up in the sky?
-Sunbeams

What does a mermaid use to call her friends?
-A shell phone, of course.

Do fish go on vacation?
-No because they’re always in school!

Why are basketball players afraid of going on summer vacation?
-Because they feel they might get called for traveling.

What do frogs like to drink on a hot summer day?
-Croak-o-cola.

Why don’t oysters like to share their pearls?
-Because they are shellfish.

How do teddy bears keep their den cool in the summer?
-They use bear conditioning.

What kind of water cannot freeze?
-Hot water.

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