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Summer Jokes 🌞 in 2025

What should a toddler wear to go swimming?
– Pool-ups.

What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer?
-A hot dog!

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?
-It gets wet

Where do sheep go on vacation?
– The Baaa-hamas.

What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?
– I’m bacon!

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
-Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
-Something fishy was going on.

What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer day?
– I’m bacon!

Which letter is the coolest?
– Iced T

Why should you never blame a dolphin for doing anything wrong?
-Because they never do it on porpoise!

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he’d missed summer school?
-No, sir. I didn’t miss it at all

What summer vacation spot allows you to bring pet birds?
– The Canary Islands

And where do sharks go on vacation?
-Finland!

What do you call six weeks of rain in Scotland?
-Summer!

What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
-Where is pop corn?

What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
– You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.

Two psychics meet on the street.
– One says “lovely weather at the moment”. The other says, “yes, reminds me of the summer of 2021″.

Do you have any clue what bread does on vacation?
– It loafs around!

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