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Summer Jokes 🌞 in 2025

Summer, you were
-un-Pho-gettable.”

What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
-A coconut on vacation.

What animal is always at a baseball game?
-A bat

Why did the teacher jump into the pool?
– He wanted to test the water!

Don’t get tide down this summer.
-‘Tis the season for having fun.

Why do fish like to eat worms?
– Because they get hooked on them!

What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
-Where is pop corn?

What is a shark’s favorite sandwich?
– Peanut butter and jellyfish!

What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?
-Long time, no sea.

Turnip the beet on
– end-of-summer party.”

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?
-I’m bacon!

What does the sun drink out of?
– Sunglasses

Why are mountains the funniest place to vacation?
-They are hill-arious.

Dear Winter — I’m breaking up with you
– Summer is hotter than you.

What animal is always at a baseball game?
– A bat

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the baseball game?
– All the fans left!

What holds the sun up in the sky?
-Sunbeams

What does a mermaid use to call her friends?
-A shell phone, of course.

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