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Summer Jokes 🌞 in 2025

What has ears but can’t hear?
-A cornfield.

What does a bee do when it is hot?
– He takes off his yellow jacket

What do you call seagulls that live near the bay?
-Bagels.

What is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
-Hopsicles!

What did the ocean say to the lifeguard?
– Nothing, it just waved.

Deep summer is?
-when laziness finds respectability

Where do ghosts like to boat on vacation?
– Lake Eerie.

What do sheep do on sunny days?
-Have a baa-baa-cue

What kind of tree fits in your hand?
– A palm tree!

Why did the dolphin cross the beach?
– To get to the other tide!

What do you call a labrador at the beach in August?
-A hot dog

Why does ice cream always get invited to the party?
-It’s cool.

Summer, you were
-un-Pho-gettable.”

What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
-A coconut on vacation.

What animal is always at a baseball game?
-A bat

Why did the teacher jump into the pool?
– He wanted to test the water!

Don’t get tide down this summer.
-‘Tis the season for having fun.

Why do fish like to eat worms?
– Because they get hooked on them!

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