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Summer Jokes 🌞 in 2024

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
-Times Square

Summer
– that crazy little sun of a beach.

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
– Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.

What kind of music do killer whales like?
-They listen to the orca-stra!

What do you call a cantaloupe in a kiddie pool?
-A watermelon.

What kind of fruit grows at the beach?
– Crab apple trees.

What did the reporter say to the ice cream?
-“What’s the scoop?”

Why did the robot go on summer vacation?
– He needed to recharge his batteries.

What did the ocean say to the sailboat
-Nothing it just waved

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool?
-They kept dropping their trunks.

Do your own thing this summer
– Avoid pier pressure.

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
-Mommy, I’m surf bored.

Where do eggs go on summer vacation?
– New Yolk City!

What has ears but can’t hear?
-A cornfield.

What does a bee do when it is hot?
– He takes off his yellow jacket

What do you call seagulls that live near the bay?
-Bagels.

What is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
-Hopsicles!

What did the ocean say to the lifeguard?
– Nothing, it just waved.

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