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Summer Jokes 🌞 in 2025

What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
– You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.

Two psychics meet on the street.
– One says “lovely weather at the moment”. The other says, “yes, reminds me of the summer of 2021″.

Do you have any clue what bread does on vacation?
– It loafs around!

How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
-It waves!

What do frogs eat in the summer?
– Hopsicles!

Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
-Because they’re shellfish!

What part of the fish weighs the most? .
-The scales.

Best Summer Vacation Book Never Written:
-“Where to Stay on Vacation” by Moe Tell.

When do you go at red and stop at green?
– When you’re eating a watermelon

What’s the best kind of sandwich for the beach?
– Peanut butter and jellyfish.

What’s the best letter to have in summer?
-Iced T.

Why do bananas use sunscreen?
-Because they peel

Why don’t mummies go on summer vacation?
– They’re afraid to relax and unwind!

What kind of tree fits in your hand?
-A palm tree!

Why did the robot go on vacation?
-He needed to recharge his batteries.

Why do stores have Halloween decorations in August?
-This is ridiculous. Nobody wants to… Oooo look! Candy corn.

Why did the gymnast put extra salt on her food?
-So she could do summer salts.

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
-Times Square

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