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Summer Jokes 🌞 in 2025

Why didn’t the sun go to college?
-He already had a million degrees.

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What kind of candy do you get at the airport?
-Plane chocolate!

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How do yellow jackets get to school in the morning?
-By school buzz

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What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?
-I Scream.

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How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer?
– They use bear conditioning!

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Do fish go on vacation?
-No, because they’re always in school!

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Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
-Finland!

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How does a cucumber become a pickle?
-It goes through a jarring experience.

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What do you call a witch who lives on the beach?
-A sandwitch!

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What kind of water cannot freeze?
-Hot water.

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What happens if you throw a red sun hat in the water?
– It gets wet!

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Herd summer is almost over.
-Ewe will be missed.”

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Where do ants travel to for summer vacation?
-Frants

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Summer is here
-so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.

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Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
– Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.

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What kind of music do killer whales like?
-They listen to the orca-stra!

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What do you call a cantaloupe in a kiddie pool?
-A watermelon.

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What kind of fruit grows at the beach?
– Crab apple trees.

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