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Summer Jokes 🌞 in 2025

Why didn’t the sun go to college?
-He already had a million degrees.

What kind of candy do you get at the airport?
-Plane chocolate!

How do yellow jackets get to school in the morning?
-By school buzz

What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?
-I Scream.

How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer?
– They use bear conditioning!

Do fish go on vacation?
-No, because they’re always in school!

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
-Finland!

How does a cucumber become a pickle?
-It goes through a jarring experience.

What do you call a witch who lives on the beach?
-A sandwitch!

What kind of water cannot freeze?
-Hot water.

What happens if you throw a red sun hat in the water?
– It gets wet!

Herd summer is almost over.
-Ewe will be missed.”

Where do ants travel to for summer vacation?
-Frants

Summer is here
-so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
-Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
-Something fishy was going on.

What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer day?
– I’m bacon!

Which letter is the coolest?
– Iced T

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