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Stupid jokes in 2025

What’s the award for being best dentist?
– A little plaque.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?
– Because it was soda pressing!

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
-“Supplies!”

There’s no hole in your shoe?
-Then how’d you get your foot in it?

What do you tell actors to break a leg?
– Because every play has a cast!

What don’t ants get sick?
-They have anty-bodies.

How many bugs do you need to rent out an apartment?
-Tenants.

My new thesaurus is terrible.
– Not only that, but it’s also terrible.

Have you heard the one about the corduroy pillow?
-It’s making headlines.

What did the finger say to the thumb?
-I’m in glove with you.

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