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Starbucks jokes ☕ in 2024

Why was the Starbucks barista in the library? He was researching the history of “espresso-ssionism”!

Why did the Starbucks barista become a sailor? He wanted to search the seven seas for the best coffee beans!

What does a Starbucks barista call a nervous coffee? Espresso-nervosa!

What’s a Starbucks barista’s favorite type of music? Brews and jazz!

What’s a Starbucks barista’s favorite TV show? “Brewster’s Place”!

What’s a Starbucks barista’s favorite board game? Cappucci-NO!

What’s a Starbucks barista’s favorite type of car? An “espresso” luxury car!

What’s a Starbucks barista’s favorite type of art? Latte art!

Why don’t Starbucks baristas play chess? Because they’re always “check-mated” with orders!

Why did the Starbucks barista go to the zoo? He wanted to see the coffee “beings” in their natural habitat!

Why do Starbucks baristas hate winter? Because it’s too “brew-tal”!

Why did the Starbucks barista become an astronaut? He wanted to open the first coffee shop on Mars!

What’s a Starbucks barista’s favorite dance? The “Frappuccino Fandango”!

What’s a Starbucks barista’s favorite math equation? E=MC² (Espresso = Milk x Coffee²)!

Why did the Starbucks barista become a writer? He wanted to pen down the best coffee tales!

Why did the Starbucks barista join a band? Because he had the perfect “pitcher”!

What does a Starbucks barista call a happy coffee? Espresso-joyful!

What does a Starbucks barista wear to a wedding? A “brew-tie”!

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