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Star Wars jokes 🎥 in 2025

What do you call a Sarlacc Pit that only speaks in ironic mockery?
-A Sar-chasm.

Where does Princess Leia shop for Father’s Day?
-At the Darth Maul.

What did Obi-Wan tell Luke when his young apprentice was having a difficult time using chopsticks at the Chinese restaurant?
– “Use the forks, Luke.”

An Ewok strolls into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a whisky and… soda.”
The bartender says, “Sure thing—but why the little pause?”
-“Dunno,” says the Ewok. “I’ve had them all my life.”

How did Darth Vader cheat at poker?
-He kept altering the deal.

Who is short, green and plays the cello?
-Yo-Yo Da.

Why is a gossip website like the Imperial Fleet?
-They’re both full of star destroyers.

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