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Star Wars jokes 🎥 in 2025

What was General Grievous’ favorite band?
-Weezer.

Oh, sure everyone loves Star Wars on May 4th..
-Until you tell your nephew you’re his father!

What do you call a rebel princess who only shops at Whole Foods?
-Leia Organic.

What side of an Ewok has the most hair?
-The outside.

Why did the tapeworm stay far away from Palpatine?.
-He didn’t want anyone to say he was in Sidious.

What’s Yoda’s advice for going to the bathroom?
-Doo-doo or doo-doo-not-do.

What’s a rebel’s favorite TV talent show?
-X-wing Factor.

Where does Kylo Ren get his creepy black clothes?
-From his closet.

What do you get if you mix a bounty hunter with a tropical fruit?
-Mango Fett.

So my friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favorite Star Wars character.
-You should’ve seen the Luke on her face.

What do you call an eel that loves the new Star Wars trilogy?
-A More-Rey Eel.

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
-R2 Detour.

Did you know Fozzie Bear was in Star Wars?
-He was an Ewokka-wokka!

What did Darth Vader say when he walked into a vegetarian restaurant?
– “I find your lack of steak disturbing.”

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files?
-Adobe Wan Kenobi.

I saw a falcon eating avocado toast.
-Guess it’s a millennial falcon.

No, I mean where does Kylo Ren buy his clothes?
-From the mall. I mean, have you seen how much Kylo Ren stuff they have there right now?

How do Tusken Raiders cheat on their taxes?
-They always single file, to hide their numbers.

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