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Star Wars jokes 🎥 in 2025

What Star Wars character sells hotdogs?
-Admiral Snackbar.

How long has Anakin Skywalker been evil?
-Since the Sith Grade.

Why should you never tell jokes on the Falcon?
-The ship might crack up.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for his birthday?
-He felt his presents!

Jabba the Hut is fat.
How fat is he?
-He’s so fat, Obi Wan took a closer look and said, “That’s no moon.”

Warning: Star Wars spoilers!
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What is Admiral Ackbar’s favorite type of music?
– Trap.

What do you need to reroute droids?
– R2-Detour.

What do Jawas have that no other creatures in the galaxy has?
-Baby Jawas.

Which Jedi became a rock star?
-Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi.

Why are Death Star pilots fed up with space battles?
-Because they always end up in a TIE.

Trying to come up with jokes about Star Wars is difficult.
-Sometimes they seem a bit too forced.

What was General Grievous’ favorite band?
-Weezer.

Oh, sure everyone loves Star Wars on May 4th..
-Until you tell your nephew you’re his father!

What do you call a rebel princess who only shops at Whole Foods?
-Leia Organic.

What side of an Ewok has the most hair?
-The outside.

Why did the tapeworm stay far away from Palpatine?.
-He didn’t want anyone to say he was in Sidious.

What’s Yoda’s advice for going to the bathroom?
-Doo-doo or doo-doo-not-do.

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