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Star Wars jokes 🎥 in 2025

What’s the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
-Lukewarm.

Stormtroopers in quarantine are like, “I miss people.”
I’m not too sympathetic
-They always miss people.

What do you call Kenobi triplets?
-Obi-Three.

What time is it when an AT-AT steps on your chronometer?
-Time to get a new chronometer.

What did Han Solo say to the waiter who recommended the haddock?
-Never sell me the cods!

Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?
-Wookieeleaks.

What do you call a redneck Star Wars fan?
-Bubba Fett.

What do you call two Han Solos singing together?
-Han Duet.

My wife says she’s leaving me because of my obsession with Star Wars.
-I said, “Please don’t go, honey. You’re the Obi-Wan for me.”

How do you stir fry on Endor?
-With an e-wok.

What did Darth Vader say to the Emperor at the Star Wars auction?
-“What is thy bidding, my master?”

What do you call a Jedi in denial?
-Obi-Wan Cannot Be.

Why was the Millennium Falcon easier to fly after The Force Awakens?
-It’s now Hans free.

Why didn’t any of Luke Skywalker’s marriages last?
-He always followed Obi-Wan’s advice: “Use divorce, Luke.”

Did you know R2D2 loves to curse?
– They have to bleep out all his words.

How does Wicket get around Endor?
-Ewoks.

What did the dentist say to Luke Skywalker?
-May the floss be with you.

What do you call five Siths piled on top of a lightsaber?
-A Sith-Kabob.

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