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Star Wars jokes 🎥 in 2025

What kind of spaceship did Luke fly in grade school?
-An ABC-Wing.

From the mall. I mean, have you seen how much Kylo Ren stuff they have there right now?
-The Umpire.

What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?
-The.

I found out I was colorblind by watching Star Wars.
-I couldn’t see the green screen.

Where did Luke get his cybernetic hand?
– The second hand store.

Why did movies 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3?
-Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

Have you tried the gluten-free Wookiee treats?
-I heard they’re a little Chewy.

What does your Canadian friend cooking dinner for you have in common with the Empire from Star Wars?
-Pal-poutine.

What do you call a Sith who won’t fight?
– A Sithy

What do you call an over-powered janitorial stormtrooper in the Death Star?
-A Super Duper Pooper Trooper.

What do you call C-3PO when he’s being a good listener?
-Hear-Threepio.

I went to a sale at the Maul.
-Everything was half off.

What do you call a Sarlacc Pit that only speaks in ironic mockery?
-A Sar-chasm.

Where does Princess Leia shop for Father’s Day?
-At the Darth Maul.

What did Obi-Wan tell Luke when his young apprentice was having a difficult time using chopsticks at the Chinese restaurant?
– “Use the forks, Luke.”

An Ewok strolls into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a whisky and… soda.”
The bartender says, “Sure thing—but why the little pause?”
-“Dunno,” says the Ewok. “I’ve had them all my life.”

How did Darth Vader cheat at poker?
-He kept altering the deal.

Who is short, green and plays the cello?
-Yo-Yo Da.

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