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Star Wars jokes 🎥 in 2025

Why was Darth Vader bad at sports?
– He always choked.

I asked my wife to dress up as a bounty hunter from Star Wars.
– I have a Boba fettish.

The Star Wars text crawl walks into a bar.
-“Get outta my pub!” the bartender yells. “We don’t serve your type here.”

Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?
-So it doesn’t Hang Solow.

Does R2D2 have any brothers?
-Nope, only transistors.

How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk?
-With a woo-key.

What Star Wars character sells hotdogs?
-Admiral Snackbar.

How long has Anakin Skywalker been evil?
-Since the Sith Grade.

Why should you never tell jokes on the Falcon?
-The ship might crack up.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for his birthday?
-He felt his presents!

Jabba the Hut is fat.
How fat is he?
-He’s so fat, Obi Wan took a closer look and said, “That’s no moon.”

Warning: Star Wars spoilers!
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What is Admiral Ackbar’s favorite type of music?
– Trap.

What do you need to reroute droids?
– R2-Detour.

What do Jawas have that no other creatures in the galaxy has?
-Baby Jawas.

Which Jedi became a rock star?
-Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi.

Why are Death Star pilots fed up with space battles?
-Because they always end up in a TIE.

Trying to come up with jokes about Star Wars is difficult.
-Sometimes they seem a bit too forced.

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