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Star Wars jokes 🎥 in 2025

How did Darth Vader cheat at poker?
-He kept altering the deal.

Who is short, green and plays the cello?
-Yo-Yo Da.

Why is a gossip website like the Imperial Fleet?
-They’re both full of star destroyers.

What is R2D2 short for?
-Because he has little legs.

Any space smuggler will tell you, never try the blue milk at the Mos Eisley cantina.
-It’ll give you the Kessel runs for twelve parsecs.

Did you know Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie?
-He played the Force.

Why couldn’t Luke find love?
-He was looking in Alderaan places.

What did Yoda ride as a kid?
-A do-cycle. Because there is no tri.

What’s the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
-Lukewarm.

Stormtroopers in quarantine are like, “I miss people.”
I’m not too sympathetic
-They always miss people.

What do you call Kenobi triplets?
-Obi-Three.

What time is it when an AT-AT steps on your chronometer?
-Time to get a new chronometer.

What did Han Solo say to the waiter who recommended the haddock?
-Never sell me the cods!

Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?
-Wookieeleaks.

What do you call a redneck Star Wars fan?
-Bubba Fett.

What do you call two Han Solos singing together?
-Han Duet.

My wife says she’s leaving me because of my obsession with Star Wars.
-I said, “Please don’t go, honey. You’re the Obi-Wan for me.”

How do you stir fry on Endor?
-With an e-wok.

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