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Star Wars jokes 🎥 in 2025

How does Darth Vader like his toast?
-On the dark side.

What do you call an invisible droid?
-C-through-PO.

Why was the droid angry?
-People kept pushing its buttons.

What does your Canadian friend cooking dinner for you have in common with the Empire from Star Wars?
-Pal-poutine.

What do you call a Sith who won’t fight?
– A Sithy

What do you call an over-powered janitorial stormtrooper in the Death Star?
-A Super Duper Pooper Trooper.

What do you call C-3PO when he’s being a good listener?
-Hear-Threepio.

I went to a sale at the Maul.
-Everything was half off.

What do you call a Sarlacc Pit that only speaks in ironic mockery?
-A Sar-chasm.

Where does Princess Leia shop for Father’s Day?
-At the Darth Maul.

What did Obi-Wan tell Luke when his young apprentice was having a difficult time using chopsticks at the Chinese restaurant?
– “Use the forks, Luke.”

An Ewok strolls into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a whisky and… soda.”
The bartender says, “Sure thing—but why the little pause?”
-“Dunno,” says the Ewok. “I’ve had them all my life.”

How did Darth Vader cheat at poker?
-He kept altering the deal.

Who is short, green and plays the cello?
-Yo-Yo Da.

Why is a gossip website like the Imperial Fleet?
-They’re both full of star destroyers.

What is R2D2 short for?
-Because he has little legs.

Any space smuggler will tell you, never try the blue milk at the Mos Eisley cantina.
-It’ll give you the Kessel runs for twelve parsecs.

Did you know Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie?
-He played the Force.

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