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Star Trek jokes ๐Ÿ–– in 2025

Q: How do you get a one-armed Klingon out of a tree?
– A: Wave to him

What do you call two science officers having an argument?
– Science Friction!

Q: What would you get if Dax’s family were waiting tables on rollerblades?
– A: Trills and spills.

Whaddya use to decide whether to host a Star Trek poetry event?
– A list of prose in Khans.

What does a Star Trek fan use to keep his leftovers fresh?
– Klingon wrap! (Made that one up myself)

Q: What did Worf say when small ice asteroids began hitting the Enterprise hull?
– A: “Captain, we are being hailed.”

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