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Star Trek jokes ๐Ÿ–– in 2025

Q: What did the first officer answer when Picard asked “Why did you let Troi win at poker?”
– A: “Because I Riker.”

What did the first officer say when Captain Picard asked him why he let Troi win at poker?
– Because I Riker!

Q: Why was Verad unfit for joining?
– A: He was a bad host.

If I have a son I will name him Data, after Mr.Data from Star Trek.
– If itโ€™s a girl, weโ€™ll pronounce it Data

Q: What did Spock find in Kirk’s toliet?
– A: The Captain’s Log

To you Star Trek fans: what does the Star Ship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
– They both search around Uranus for Klingons

Why did the chicken cross the road?
– To boldly go where no chicken had gone before!

Ricardo Montalban struggled to find acting roles after “Star Trek 2.”
– Nobody wanted to hire an ex-Khan.

How do people in Star Trek tolerate high speeds?
– They Klingon to something

Q: How do you get a one-armed Klingon out of a tree?
– A: Wave to him

What do you call two science officers having an argument?
– Science Friction!

Q: What would you get if Dax’s family were waiting tables on rollerblades?
– A: Trills and spills.

Whaddya use to decide whether to host a Star Trek poetry event?
– A list of prose in Khans.

What does a Star Trek fan use to keep his leftovers fresh?
– Klingon wrap! (Made that one up myself)

Q: What did Worf say when small ice asteroids began hitting the Enterprise hull?
– A: “Captain, we are being hailed.”

What is Rikerโ€™s approach to dating?
– If at first you donโ€™t succeed, try Troi again!

Q: What does Kirk use to light a fire?
– A: The captain’s log.

(For Star Trek dads) Locutus of Borg redid his kitchen floor. A bit of it didn’t come up easily, though…
– The resistance was a few tiles.

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