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Star Trek jokes ๐Ÿ–– in 2024

I tried to sneak into the Star Trek convention as a doctor…
– The security guard suspected I was not the real McCoy.

Took the family to the Star Trek museum today, and we were the 10,000th visitor.
– We won the Enter Prize!

Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?
– A: NONE: Klingons aren’t afraid of the dark

What’s it called when a crew member on Deep Space 9 runs as fast as he can?
– Worf Speed!

Q: Why couldn’t people make sense of Charles Tucker’s performance?
– A: It was too Trippy.

I can’t decide if I want to watch the original Star Trek of The Next Generation…
– I guess you could say I’m stuck between a Spock and a Picard place!

What do you call fans of Star Trek and Jeopardy?
– Trebeckies

Q: How did T’Pring’s parents react when they learned she was not marrying Spock?
– A: They were Stonned.

I accidentally went to Star Trek convention dressed as Chewbacca…
– It was a Wookie mistake

How do you get a one-armed Klingon down from a tree?
– Wave to him!

Q: What did Odo say to Quark?
– A: “Don’t look now, I’m changing.”

I tried to sneak into a Star Trek convention disguised as a Doctor.
– The security guard suspected I was not the Real McCoy

Q: What does the Enterprise and Toliet paper have in common?
– A: They both circle Uranus wiping out Klingons

Why did the Romulan cross the road?
– To conquer the other side!

Did you hear about the Star Trek poetry night?
– It has it’s Prose and Khan’s.

My Star Trek DVDs didn’t turn up
..I’d forgotten to send the Chekhov

Q: How many Borg does it take to change a light-bulb?
– A: All of them!

What are glasses called on planet Vulcan?
– Spocktacles!

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