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Star Trek jokes ๐Ÿ–– in 2025

The Star Trek crew couldnโ€™t use the internet outside of WiFi range.
– They didnโ€™t have commander data with them.

Q: What is Captain Picards biggest pet peeve?
– A: When the crew replaces his dilithium crystals with Folgers crystals.

If Spock has pointy ears, then what does Scotty have?
– Engineers!

Q: Why doesn’t Quark trust Changelings?
– A: He thinks they’re too shifty.

I don’t always seduce hispanic Star Trek fans…
– but when I do, I prefer dos Trekkies

Lessons learned from Star Trek: Nemesis…
– Always remember to backup your Data…

Q: Did you hear about the Federation weapons expert?
– A: He never forgets a phaser.

What is Siskoโ€™s favourite breakfast cereal?
– Quarker Oats!

Star Trek characters make the worst sports fans…
– They always root for the away team

Star Trek fans always expect a gift when going to a convention.
– They call it the Enter prize

Q: Did you hear that the crew of the Enterprise is getting married?
– A: They have engaged the Borg

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts? (Star Trek)
– The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

Why did Mr Scott cross the road?
– Because his transporter beam wasn’t working!

Where do Star Trek fans work out?
– At the He’s Dead Gym.

Where do original Star Trek fans workout?
– At the “He’s Dead Gym”

Q: What is Riker’s dating philosophy?
– A: If at first you don’t succeed, try Troi again.

Why is Star Trek so successful?
– Because it has good Genes!

Q: Why is Worf’s race so stubborn?
– A: They Klingon to tradition.

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