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Star Trek jokes ๐Ÿ–– in 2025

Dad joked while watching Star Trek.
– My boyfriend and I were watching Star Trek, and I made a comment about the shields being down, to which he responded “they’re just sad”.
– After which laughing so hard he cried. Sigh.

What’s Gillian McKeith’s favourite part of Star Trek
– Captain’s Log

How many Enterprise crew does it take to change a light bulb?
– I’m not sure, but I know they’ll blow up at least one shuttle while they’re doing it!

Joke I just thought up: What did the orphan say to the Star Trek fan thinking of adopting?
– Bring me up, Scotty!

Earlier, I tried to sneak into the Star Trek convention disguised as the starship’s doctor.
– Security soon twigged I wasn’t the real McCoy

Q: Why was Star Trek so successful?
– A: It had good Genes

A horse hiking in deep space.
– Star Trek: Deep Space Neigh.

How does a Romulan frog stay camouflaged?
– He uses a croaking device!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
– Computer: “Insufficient information.”

I visited a load of French towns doing impressions of Star Trek characters.
Dunkirk?
– Yea, did all of them.

There’s so much classical music in Star Trek.
– It’s like they went Bach to the future.

Q: Why did Worf change his hair color?
– A: It was a good day to dye.

What illness did everyone on the Enterprise catch that made them red and itchy?
– Chicken Spocks!

Q: What did Odo say when the redshirt wet their pants?
– A: “Urine big trouble.”

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?
– To boldly split infinitives!

I tried to sneak in a Star Trek convention disguised as a Doctor…
– The Security guard suspected I was not the real McCoy..

The guns in Star Trek didnt actually shoot lasers…
– They were faux-ton guns.

How many Ferengi does it take to change a light bulb?
– Two. One to change it, and one to sell the broken bulb!

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