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Star Trek jokes ๐Ÿ–– in 2024

For Star Trek fans: What did Scotty tell Kirk when The Enterprise flew over western England?
– “Thar be Wales here!”

My brother had a bad reaction to a nut while we were watching a Star Trek movie a while back
– The incident is forever referred to as ,
– “The Wrath Of Pecan”

Q: What did Picard say as Data struggled to repair the Marclosian Stitching Machine?
– A: Make it sew.

What did Scotty say when little shards of ice began hitting the Enterprise?
– “Captain, we are being hailed!”

Q: What do you call it when Lieutenant Paris sits on the floor?
– A: A Floor Tom.

I was watching Star Trek: The Next Generation on my mobile and the feed shut off.
– I got a text from my mobile provider saying Iโ€™d exceeded my monthly Data allowance.

Q: What are Vulcan eyeglasses called?
– A: Spocktacles

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?
– To boldly split infinitives!

How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
– None. Real warriors aren’t afraid of the dark!

An Avatar: The Last Airbender and Star Trek crossover?
– ATLAST!

Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?
– The Green Bay Picards.

Q: How many Vulcans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
– A: Approximately 1.0000000000000000000

What is Commander Riker’s favourite hobby?
– Sewing, because Captain Picard is always saying “Make it so!”

Q: Why did someone go to Geordi LaForge for advice?
– A: Because they thought he would make a good ad-VISOR.

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?
– Cause William Shatner Coffee.
– hahahha

Did you know that Spock from Star Trek had three ears?
– His left ear, his right ear, and the Final Front-ear

Q: What happened when Yeoman Rand complained that someone had cut a peephole in her cabin door?
– A: Captain Kirk promised to look into it.

Why was Captain Picard so confused when the android disappeared?
– Because they’d lost their Data!

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