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Star Trek jokes ๐Ÿ–– in 2025

There’s so much classical music in Star Trek.
– It’s like they went Bach to the future.

Q: Why did Worf change his hair color?
– A: It was a good day to dye.

What illness did everyone on the Enterprise catch that made them red and itchy?
– Chicken Spocks!

Q: What did Odo say when the redshirt wet their pants?
– A: “Urine big trouble.”

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?
– To boldly split infinitives!

I tried to sneak in a Star Trek convention disguised as a Doctor…
– The Security guard suspected I was not the real McCoy..

The guns in Star Trek didnt actually shoot lasers…
– They were faux-ton guns.

How many Ferengi does it take to change a light bulb?
– Two. One to change it, and one to sell the broken bulb!

I’m a bipolar Star Trek fan.
– I just went to the hospital to have my dilithium level checked.

I’ve been reading some Star Trek fanfiction lately
– It has its prose and Khans

Q: How many ears does Picard have?
– A: Three. A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear

What did Mr Spock find in Captain Kirk’s toilet?
– The Captain’s Log!

Q: Why were Picard and his crew so confused when the android officer was kidnapped?
– A: Because they’d lost their Data.

I just spent $100 on a limited edition DVD of Star Trek 2
– Turns out the seller was a Kahn man

TIFU wearing my Chewbacca costume to the Star Trek convention.
– It was a wookie mistake.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
– A: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Why did Riker die from friendly fire?
– Because Picard ordered “Fire at Will!”

Q: What do you call a friend of Picard’s first officer?
– A: A Riker-liker.

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