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Star Trek jokes ๐Ÿ–– in 2024

What’s it called when a crew member on Deep Space 9 runs as fast as he can?
– Worf Speed!

Q: Why couldn’t people make sense of Charles Tucker’s performance?
– A: It was too Trippy.

I can’t decide if I want to watch the original Star Trek of The Next Generation…
– I guess you could say I’m stuck between a Spock and a Picard place!

What do you call fans of Star Trek and Jeopardy?
– Trebeckies

Q: How did T’Pring’s parents react when they learned she was not marrying Spock?
– A: They were Stonned.

How do you get a one-armed Klingon down from a tree?
– Wave to him!

Q: What did Odo say to Quark?
– A: “Don’t look now, I’m changing.”

I tried to sneak into a Star Trek convention disguised as a Doctor.
– The security guard suspected I was not the Real McCoy

Q: What does the Enterprise and Toliet paper have in common?
– A: They both circle Uranus wiping out Klingons

I accidentally went to Star Trek convention dressed as Chewbacca…
– It was a Wookie mistake

Why did the Romulan cross the road?
– To conquer the other side!

Did you hear about the Star Trek poetry night?
– It has it’s Prose and Khan’s.

My Star Trek DVDs didn’t turn up
..I’d forgotten to send the Chekhov

Q: How many Borg does it take to change a light-bulb?
– A: All of them!

What are glasses called on planet Vulcan?
– Spocktacles!

Q: What did Spock say when he got buried in a pile of Tribbles?
– A: “I’m in Tribble!”

My 10 y.o. son cracked this joke on the driving range today.
– I sliced the hell out of the ball.
– My son watched it land, turned to me and said, “that ball was like Star Trek Voyager … way off course.”

Did you hear about the trekkie that sold all his star trek merch?
– He was sorta stuck between a spock and a hard place.

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