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Star Trek jokes ๐Ÿ–– in 2025

I can’t decide if I want to watch the original Star Trek of The Next Generation…
– I guess you could say I’m stuck between a Spock and a Picard place!

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?
– All of them, because they are one!

Heard this sub has a lot of Star Trek fans. Did you guys know that to cut down on costs, a lot of the cast and crew camped outside in tents while filming the outdoor scenes in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn? I just snagged one on eBay!
– Yeah, so anyways – I thought you guys would appreciate my original Kahn tent

My favorite scene from any star trek movie is the one where Spock dies…
– It’s so i-khan-ic.

Q: What do you call it when that Strategic Operations Officer on DS9 runs as fast as he can?
– A: Worf Speed

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
– Three. A right ear, a left ear and a final front-ear!

Q: What do you get when you cross an amoeba with Voyager’s chief engineer?
– A: A B’Elanna split.

For Star Trek fans: What did Scotty tell Kirk when The Enterprise flew over western England?
– “Thar be Wales here!”

My brother had a bad reaction to a nut while we were watching a Star Trek movie a while back
– The incident is forever referred to as ,
– “The Wrath Of Pecan”

Q: What did Picard say as Data struggled to repair the Marclosian Stitching Machine?
– A: Make it sew.

What did Scotty say when little shards of ice began hitting the Enterprise?
– “Captain, we are being hailed!”

Q: What do you call it when Lieutenant Paris sits on the floor?
– A: A Floor Tom.

I was watching Star Trek: The Next Generation on my mobile and the feed shut off.
– I got a text from my mobile provider saying Iโ€™d exceeded my monthly Data allowance.

Q: What are Vulcan eyeglasses called?
– A: Spocktacles

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?
– To boldly split infinitives!

How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
– None. Real warriors aren’t afraid of the dark!

An Avatar: The Last Airbender and Star Trek crossover?
– ATLAST!

Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?
– The Green Bay Picards.

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