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Star Trek jokes ๐Ÿ–– in 2024

What is Commander Riker’s favourite hobby?
– Sewing, because Captain Picard is always saying “Make it so!”

Q: Why did someone go to Geordi LaForge for advice?
– A: Because they thought he would make a good ad-VISOR.

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?
– Cause William Shatner Coffee.
– hahahha

Did you know that Spock from Star Trek had three ears?
– His left ear, his right ear, and the Final Front-ear

Q: What happened when Yeoman Rand complained that someone had cut a peephole in her cabin door?
– A: Captain Kirk promised to look into it.

Why was Captain Picard so confused when the android disappeared?
– Because they’d lost their Data!

Q: Why was Amelia Bedelia afraid when Picard said that he wanted the Enterprise to be spotless?
– A: She thought he was planning to get rid of Data’s cat.

William Shatner, Star Trekโ€™s Captain Kirk, is said to be extremely disappointed after the collapse of his recently launched womenโ€™s underwear business…
– Apparently, nobody was interested in buying โ€˜Shatner Pantiesโ€™.

Q: Why don’t the Borg go to prison?
– A: Because they obey the Lore!

Teacher said this one in class….Why are there no Muslims in Star Trek?
– Because it’s the future.

How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
– Two. One to change the bulb and one to shoot the first in the back and take all the credit!

Star Trek fans always expect a gift when going to a convention
– They call it the enter prize.

I was watching star trek and they kept talking about freighter ships.
– I would imagine the cost of shipping between planets must be astronomical.

Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?
– A: NONE: Klingons aren’t afraid of the dark

Where do the Borg go to eat fast food?
– Borger King!

Q: Who’s a major character from DS9?
– A: Kira.

Only hardcore Star Trek fans know Zefram Cochrane’s real name.
– Zefram Katsopolis.

What do you call fans of Star Trek and Jeopardy?
– Trebeckies

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