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Spring jokes 🌼🍀🌸 in 2025

When do monkeys fall from the sky?
– During Ape-ril showers!

Q: What season is it best to go on a trampoline?
– A: Spring time!

Q: What is the best flower for a boy to give his mom?
– A: Son-flower!

Which month can’t make a decision?
– MAY-be.

Saw 1st signs of spring today.
– Two crackheads were carrying a space heater into the pawn shop.

What did the tree say when winter ended?
– Well that’s a re-leaf.

If April showers bring May flowers, what does May bring?
– Pilgrims

Q: Everyone has these on their face. What are they?
– A: Tulips

Q: What kind of garden does a baker have?
– A: A “flour” garden.

Q: How did the tree feel in the spring?
– A: Releaved.

Why does Connor McGregor hate the spring time?
– Because he hates MayWeather

I heard you bought a new bed! Did you get a spring mattress?
– Oh no, I use it all year.

Q: What did the summer say to the spring?
– A: Help! I’m going to fall.

What goes up when the rain goes down?
– Umbrellas.

Why doesn’t Conor McGregor like fighting in the spring?
– Because of Mayweather

What do you get when you push an Easter egg off a hill?
– A springroll.

What month is the shortest?
– May because it only has three letters!

Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
– A: Bugs Bunny.

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