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Spring jokes 🌼🍀🌸 in 2025

What bow can’t be tied?
– A rainbow.

What season is best to go on a trampoline?
– Spring-time

Q: What do you call it when worms take over the world?
– A: Global Worming.

Q: Why did the worm cross the ruler?
– A: To become an inchworm.

Why do doctors hate popular Instagram accounts that only post in the spring?
– Because they’re seasonal influencers!

What does the author suffer from in April?
– A strong case of allegories.

What do sheep do on a sunny spring day?
– Have a Baa baa cue!

Q: How does a bee brush its hair?
– A: With its honeycomb.

What did the big flower say to the little one?
– You’re really growing, bud!

When I was a kid, we were so poor I had to bathe in the spring.
– When money was good, I’d bathe in the fall too.

What kind of garden do you have if you’re a baker?
– A flour garden.

What month always asks questions and permission?
– May!

Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
– A: Pilgrims!

Q: What’s Irish and comes out in Spring?
– A: Paddy O’Furniture

How do trees feel in the Spring?
– Relieved.

Found on a gardening store sign: We’re so glad spring is here,
– we wet our plants.

How did the gardener feel about spring?
– He was so excited he wet his plants.

Did you hear about the mama bedbug?
– She’s having a baby in the spring.

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