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Spring jokes 🌼🍀🌸 in 2025

Q: What do you call a well-dressed lion?
– A: A dandy lion!

Q: Which crime-fighter likes spring the most?
– A: Robin

Where do flowers go when they get pollinated too early in the spring?
– Plant parenthood

How do you put water inside a watermelon?
– You plant it in the spring.

What is the chick’s favorite vegetable?
– Eggplants

Q: What did the tree say to spring?
– A: What a re-leaf.

What did the tree say to spring?
– What a re-leaf!

Spring
– Winter can be pretty dreary with all the bare trees,
– so when spring comes it’s such a re-leaf.

Why do monkeys fall from the sky in spring?
– Because of the ape-ril showers.

Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
– Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!

Q: Why is spring a great season to start a gardening business?
– A: Because it’s when you can really “rake” in the money!

Q: What’s the best day of the year to monkey around with your friends?
– A: Ape-ril Fool’s Day.

Can bees fly in the rain?
– Not without their yellow jackets!

Why does Manny Pacquiao hate spring?
– Because it has May weather in it.

Why should you start your gardening business in spring?
– Because you can rake in the money.

What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
– A drizzly bear.

Q: What kind of socks does a gardener wear?
– A: Garden hose.

Finally my winter fat is gone!
– Now I have spring rolls : (

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