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Spring jokes 🌼🍀🌸 in 2025

Q: How does a bee brush its hair?
– A: With its honeycomb.

What did the big flower say to the little one?
– You’re really growing, bud!

When I was a kid, we were so poor I had to bathe in the spring.
– When money was good, I’d bathe in the fall too.

What kind of garden do you have if you’re a baker?
– A flour garden.

What month always asks questions and permission?
– May!

Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
– A: Pilgrims!

Q: What’s Irish and comes out in Spring?
– A: Paddy O’Furniture

How do trees feel in the Spring?
– Relieved.

Found on a gardening store sign: We’re so glad spring is here,
– we wet our plants.

How did the gardener feel about spring?
– He was so excited he wet his plants.

Did you hear about the mama bedbug?
– She’s having a baby in the spring.

Q: What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
– A: Where in earth have you been?”

How excited was the gardener about spring?
– So excited he wet his plants.

To celebrate the end of winter, my local bed shop is having a spring sale.
– The rest of the bed is still full price though

What do you call a rabbit who’s angry he’s been burnt?
– A hot cross bunny.

Why is the letter A like a flower?
– The B comes after it!

Q: Why are maple trees so forgiving?
– A: Every Fall they “Let It Go”

What’s a baby chick’s favorite plant?
– Egg-plants!

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